wrong time for memory lapse

so yesterday morning sandi made me a wonderful breakfast: 1 egg over easy, 1 bowl of cereal and 2 peices of toast. (was ono!) just before i sat down to eat it she handed me a gift. i asked her if i could open it. she said yes. as i opened it she said, "happy anniversary."

...what?...

it's early. ...my mind is still clouded with sleep. and i'm searching...with speed and ferocity! nothing. now, you need to understand that we're into celebrating almost EVERYTHING. so i began to do a mental speed-walk through the list. dating anniversary? ...no. engagement anniversary? ...no. surfing anniversary? no... end of med. school anniversary? ...no. moving to PA anniversary? no...

by this time there's been a lot of silence and a perplexed look on my face, so i decide to speak. "which anniversary?"

we got married one month ago today!!

oops...